Dear Facebook: It’s Not Me, It’s You

The title of this post was originally going to be “Dear Facebook: You Suck”, but after thinking about it for a while, I came to the conclusion that Facebook was just being Facebook and there was nothing that I could do about that.
When one is in a broken relationship, one leaves that relationship, and I’ve decided to shut down my Facebook Page.
My personal page will still be there, but that’s merely a convenience for the people who can’t be bothered to learn my email address and refuse to get in touch with me any way other than Facebook.
You know what I’m talking about.