Why in the heck would you want to get in touch with me?
Well, here’s a few suggestions:
You need a life coach.
You have a quick question.
You want an autographed book.
You would like a review copy.
You need me to speak at your meeting.
You want me to sign books at your store.
You can’t live without me at your convention.
You think I’m pretty spiffy and want to tell me so.