This is the essay that nearly got me kicked out of the Air Force. As I neared the end of my 6 year enlistment, I…
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When the coast is clear, I open the door of my Corolla that’s held together with duct tape, zip ties and parts from the local…
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This story won the 1991 San Francisco Bay Guardian Fiction Contest, and was published, along with an interview, in their May/June 1991 issue. The first…
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In which we bid a fond farewell to the show, by taking a look at my favorite monster movie of all time, “The Creature From…
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In which we scrap Plans 1 through 8, and decide to take over the planet Earth using Plan 9, which involves Sassy UFO Based Drag…
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In which a race of advanced interstellar beings who look suspiciously like gorillas wearing diving helmets with antenna on top, visit Earth and decide that…
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In which two acknowledged masters of the horror genre meet again under the Hammer Films banner, but this time, instead of one giving life to…
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In which a Gentle Canadian Hobo with the aid of a Beautiful Woman On The Run, and a Sage Teacher With A Secret, discovers his…
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In which we discover that crime actually does pay, and pay quite well. Starring a Gentleman Thief with Dreamy Grey Eyes, a Buxom Blonde Assistant,…
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In which we have a meeting of The Creature From The Black Lagoon Fan Club, and decide whether or not to allow a new member…
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