Bill Mize Posts

In which a Gentle Canadian Hobo with the aid of a Beautiful Woman On The Run, and a Sage Teacher With A Secret, discovers his…

In which we discover that crime actually does pay, and pay quite well. Starring a Gentleman Thief with Dreamy Grey Eyes, a Buxom Blonde Assistant,…

In which we have a meeting of The Creature From The Black Lagoon Fan Club, and decide whether or not to allow a new member…

In which The Greater Tokyo Area is yet again attacked by a giant monster, and the combined military needs their collective fats pulled out of…

In which two giants of the horror genre meet for the first time, one playing a prissy fussbudget bent on playing God and creating man…

In which we learn that crime does not pay, and that all trespassers will be punished severely via various torture devices, right after the seemingly…

In which we watch the worst version of Mission: Impossible EVER, throw in some martial arts, some religious zealotry, a few hot blondes and then…

In which we are again taken into The Starman Cinematic Universe and watch the Best Spandex Clad Butt In Japan fight against lizard people, COVID-19,…

In which we celebrate our third anniversary, along with Colonel Moses, Foxy Cleopatra, Vampire Jim Jones, and his cult of robed, albino, Luddite followers. Bonus…